Hi. It’s me. You? Us? The pronouns will probably shift in this. Yeah. For sure. Anyways, it’s almost my (our?) birthday. I’m still young and dumb and unnecessarily sarcastic and I probably sound very terrible when you’re reading this. I’m sorry.
The reason I’m writing this is I’VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU, GOSH DARN IT.
First off, do you play the ukulele? It’s such a random question to ask, but I’m contemplating playing it and I might get one but I hope I’m not terrible. Tell me I’m not terrible!
Second, do you have a boyfriend? Honestly, everyone at my school is awful except a few people. There’s no escape from the terror.
Are you going through something rough? Has someone close to us died? Have you died? I hope not… Well, if you are going through something terrible, we’ll get through it. Wow, the pronouns are terrible in this.
Do I get better at blogging? How’s my Wattpad? Do you use either anymore? Probably not. (If I do, though, I’m kind of curious what all I’ve written. Have I hit 1k on anything?)
Does my hair/skin/eyes get better? I can’t see to save my life. My hair is odd from coloring it. I honestly wish I’d left it the same and hadn’t died it at all. Does my skin stop being oily in some places and dry in others? Do I fix that?
How tall are you? How much do you weigh? I hope I’m not too heavy. It’s unhealthy, if you are. PLEASE DIET.
Do you still live in the same place? Where do you live? Oh, I’m so curious. What do phones look like? Do you work at a fast-food chain? Please tell me it’s at least a coffee shop if it’s after school or whatever.
Did you drop out? I don’t think I’ve got that in me. Have you gone to jail? What are you reading? What are you watching? Are the Marvel movies still good? Are they still making any? How’s Disney?
Where’s Dad living? How old would Olivia be when you’re reading this? I want to read it five years from now… so… oh, Jesus, she’s fifteen! Sixteen? Is she still angsty and kind of condescending? Is she arty? I hope she’s arty. How are her friends? Is she popular with her classmates? Is she a walking meme (sorry, it’s 2017 speak)?
How are your friends? Do you have any? Please tell me you keep in touch with Grace still. How’s she? Who are your friends? Did we move?
How’s Mom? Is she good? I hope so.
What music do you like? Does your boyfriend like it too? Did you adopt a dog together? That’d be adorable. Aw. Expensive, though.
Do I ever do YouTube? Am I good at it? Is it even still around? Do people use it? Have people moved on? IS THE INTERNET GONE?¿?!¡!
How’s Grandmother? Papa? Granny? DeeDee? I hope they’re alive. DeeDee is probably living. Did something bad happen?
Does my sense of style get better? Do I wear cute dresses? Am I emo? Goth? I hope not. Did Dodie Clark marry Jon Cozart or at least kiss him?
This is becoming crazy so I’m going to stop. I hope you can reply to it. Bye!